Fireman Sam

♦ Those of you who know what I’m talking about, do feel free to start squirming in anticipation. Those of you who don’t, let me sort you out. Towards the end of last year, Erotic Meet, a site for erotic creatives, ran a competition on their site. This was before I joined EM, so I didn’t even enter, but many did and it was hard fought. The winner? The lovely Molly of Molly’s Daily Kiss. The prize? An inflatable love doll named Fireman Sam.

If you haven’t already read this, go and do so now. Trust me, it is required reading for this post. To refresh your memory: Molly took Sam on a lovely date and took some photos for her blog. The result was ridiculous and hilarious and sparked quite a lot of comment. Molly proposed a project. She’d send Sam on to other interested bloggers and each would have a date with him and take photos before passing him onto the next lucky, lucky candidate. Well, guess what? I’m the first stop on the world tour.

So, what the hell should I do with him when he came to me? I racked my brains for a little while and realised very quickly that in a shared house in the middle of the city, there wasn’t a lot I could do about going on a proper date with him anywhere without having to answer an awful lot of questions. Well, that rather limits it to my bedroom. Ooh…

Less of a date and more of a one-night fuckfest for my dear Sam then?

Hmm, well, from what Molly said, he wasn’t up to much in that department. So what to do? The thought then hit me. I was in a Blue Moon Dom mood anyway and Crush was lurgified for the umpteenth time this winter. I knew what I’d do. I’d take my filthy, dominant perversions out on my inflatable friend. Crush should be grateful he was ill after what I’d get up to!

The first step in my domination, not a usual one for me, forced feminisation…

It turns out I do actually own that much pink stuff when I really look for it. I added a little bondage, control and sensory deprivation to the mix…

The Mindfold is a genuinely brilliant blindfold that I really recommend, actually. Please don’t judge it based on its model!

Heck, he was even light enough to string up at my door, despite being a little too short to reach the ground…

 Sadly, Sam’s limitations as a submissive partner soon became more and more apparent…

 No mouth? Hmm. OK, well, that’s not the only tool in my sadism bag (now I want an actual sadism bag). Let’s try something else.

Oh. OK, so those nipples are pretty useless too. Buggery. But buggery didn’t work either…

OK, OK, fine. Now Sam was really beginning to wind me up. And winding me up when I’m in a sadistic mood is not so much a good idea. He was going to get it now. I was going to bring out the toy that for him would be a real challenge to submit to. It’s one of my favourites, in fact. I love it used on me.

Sadly, things quickly took a turn for the worse for Sam…

Don’t worry. He’s fine really! I am a dab-hand with that pinwheel and there was no way I was going to puncture him unless an earthquake hit. I’m practically an expert! Right, so that’s why in all that business I didn’t puncture him but did manage to make my thumb bleed then? Yes, that’s probably about right.

I’ll spare you the picture.

So, yes, that was my date domination session with the fabulously floppy but fearless Fireman Sam! I’ll be bringing back to his owner Molly at the Erotic Meet this Friday coming, where he might even make it out of his box and do a bit of networking himself! Either way, I’ll be passing him on to his next date and you’ll be able to read and see more of his adventures soon.

I hope you enjoyed this post. It was a bugger to make, but a joy to do. When you’ve dressed an inflatable fireman up in your knickers, you do kind of wonder what you’ve done with your life, but it was oh, so worth it. Thank you, Molly, for the opportunity, thank you, Erotic Meet, for introducing all of us to Sam and thank you, everyone, for reading. ♦